I thought this was funny
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
posted by Becca @ 4:41 PM
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