Daughter of the King

Our first story:

An old legend has it that there is a place far away where men and woman actually understand one another.

Bob and Annie thought that nothing could go wrong with their perfect life.

Carefully scheduling time for each other, their jobs, and and the dog made life truly ideal in their short-sighted minds.

Darkness suddenly came one evening and the car just didn't stay on the rainy road.

Enough was enough. There was argument after argument. Bob was having a very difficult time after getting yelled at by Annie, after being late for dinner b/c he went golfing.

Flowers didn't seem to make her happy like they used to.

Getting close to her now was nigh to impossible. She couldn't say a kind word to him, and he was tired of getting beaten down.

However they did find common ground, because she thought: "I enjoy a peanut...he enjoys a peanut. Surely we can work this out."

Just in time, John posted on Rebekah's blog. This was followed by the an avalanche of peanuts that that destroyed the castle leaving the couple swimming in a lake of peanut butter.

Kicking for all they are worth they swam through the lake of peanut butter. With peanut butter and tears running down her face Annie looked at Bob and said, "I am so happy that peanuts have brought us together once again."

Like a fish Bob swam to the shore, with Annie at his side.

"Me too," Bob said adoringly.

"Nothing will ever come between us again." Suddenly out of the air a tree branch came crashing down right between where they stood narrowly missing their heads. Was this some kind of sign?

"Oh Bob please promise you'll love me forever! Don't let this branch come between us. We can make it through life and peanuts, but can we make it around this branch? Oh tell me we can." cried Annie

"Pink leaves? This must be a prank. Annie, someone is trying to keep us apart?!"

"Quit saying such rediculous things, Bob!" Replied Annie.

"Really look at it Annie, it's pink! You know what, that's your problem, you never take what I have to say seriously."

Suddenly a large wolf appeared from the peanut butter river.

Tearing through the woods, the wolf came running towards them covered in peanut butter. "Hello," he said, "I am here to remove this division between you.”...

Usually wolves don't talk, but this one was for some reason. I gues it's ok since it came out of a lake of peanut butter.

Variations of wolves talk and aren't mean as was the case with this helpful little guy. The couple immediately perked up and said:

"Wow, thanks wolf!"

"Xerox machines aren't the answer you are looking for." said the wise wolf. "What you actually need is a vacation."

"You are right O wise wolf." said Annie. "Bob, we are going on a vacation to stay true to our love and companionship."

"Zimbabwe it is honey, I know that's where you've always wanted to go!" replied Bob enthusiastically. And they lived happily ever after.

posted by Becca @ 10:30 PM